From 's journal

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?

“Dave”
A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.

(I kid you not)

2.) Your age?

“20”
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.

(okay…even though I don‘t)

3.) One of your friends?

“Chad”
A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.

(the best part is this pretty much describes him)

4.) What should you be doing?

“something”
a word that commonly denotes a variable in an example syntax

5.) Favorite color?

“green”
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?


6.) Birthplace?

“Effingham”
definition: all-purpose, relatively clean yet still dirty-sounding replacement for f#*k

(Well, I must live in a Sh!%hole then)

7.) Month of your birth?

“September”
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts


8.) Last person you talked to?

“Robin”
a very outgoing person capable of about everything


9.) One of your nicknames?

“Wet Willey”
Isn’t Defined Yet

(surprising? I thought every one knew)